call-1-800-crack-yeol:

wufankris:

dearellison:

if you shake your bias’ hand, you have indirectly touched their crotch.

if you shake luhan or kai’s hand you have indirectly touched all of exo’s crotches

SUPE ACCURATE ^

shineeworldisalwaysshining:

Is my twitter going to be spammed with dogs AND chickens now?

• MC: In the future, if you have someone you love, what nickname will you give her?
• MC: Okay, how about you, Onew?
• Onew: A while ago, as I watched a drama, there's one nickname I really wanted to use.
• MC: So it's that one, eh? Please tell us in 3...2...1...
• Onew: [in English] Chicken.

wufankris:

abbielikesexo:

Chicken

Cookies

and Cake

Shower you boys with food!!

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wow sex and junk food
invite me next time